GenZ Debug Kit

A set of debugging and assertion functions with personality. These are fully functional tools with expressive error messages – not just jokes.

sus(value) -> value

Inspects a value and prints its type and content to stderr, then returns the value unchanged. Works like Rust’s dbg! macro – you can wrap any expression without changing program behavior.

let x = sus(42)
// stderr: 🔍 SUS CHECK: 42 (Int)
// x is still 42

let result = sus(http.get("https://api.example.com"))
// Prints the response object, then returns it

bruh(message?) -> never

Panics with a runtime error. Equivalent to panic! in Rust. Default message: “something ain’t right”.

bruh "database connection lost"
// Error: BRUH: database connection lost

bruh
// Error: BRUH: something ain't right

bet(condition, message?) -> bool

Asserts that condition is truthy. Returns true on success, errors on failure. Equivalent to assert.

bet(user.age >= 18, "user must be an adult")
// On failure: Error: LOST THE BET: user must be an adult

bet(1 + 1 == 2)  // passes, returns true

no_cap(a, b) -> bool

Asserts that a equals b. Returns true on success, errors on failure. Equivalent to assert_eq.

no_cap(1 + 1, 2)  // passes
no_cap("hello", "world")
// Error: CAP DETECTED: hello ≠ world

ick(condition, message?) -> bool

Asserts that condition is false. Returns true when the condition is false, errors when true. The inverse of bet.

ick(user.banned, "user should not be banned")
// On failure: Error: ICK: user should not be banned

ick(false)  // passes, returns true